Parcent
January 7
Last week’s unnamed correspondent suggested that David Cameron may be attempting a political comeback after vanishing for over 2 years after losing Brexit…
So lest we forget…
We seeked him here, we seeked him there
The Country seeked him everywhere
He promised us he would remain
Then quickly changed it to abstain
Leaving chaos in his wake
A larger fortune he could make
Speaking gigs and memoirs, he gives anything a bash
Then sits behind his mansion door to smile and count his cash
So remember Disappearing Dave when you watch the News tonight
He led us into battle, then ran away from the fight
Stormy water lies ahead, many have grave concerns
While Dave relaxes, warm and smug and earns and earns and earns
Alan Skinner
